Best comment ever about Larry “Wide Stance” Craig
“I’m not gay, but I think my right foot might be.”
-caller to The Stephanie Miller Show
Archived entries for
On hiatus
No one’s really reading this, but in case anyone is, I don’t have much to say right now.
Fun with logos
Since I’ve spent the morning working on a logo for a client, I found the Phallic Logo Awards to be particularly funny.
“Atherton Car Centre” is my favorite.
It’s official
Conservatives want another 9/11.
Is there any doubt anymore where these sick fucks are coming from? They want enough Americans, preferably liberals, to die horribly so we can “be united again” and “remember the pain.” Is that the country you want to live in? Who really hates America around here?
‘Bush’s Brain’ resigns; body not leaving
That’s all I’ve got tonight – my version of the Karl Rove joke.
Also, I had to clean off about 40 spam comments from the site today. Aren’t I popular?
Answer: no.
UPDATE: Is it just me, or does Karl Rove bear a creepy resemblance to a giant baby?
Online comment of the week
“In the past six years, we have lost about 250,000 people to traffic accidents and about 3,000 people to terrorists. Can we get some perspective here?! I am sick to death of the John Wayne crowd being so terrified of being hit by lightning that they’re willing to panic us into multiple wars just to quell their inner quaking.”
-a Crooks and Liars commenter, in the discussion about a Philadelphia Daily News columnist calling for “another 9/11″
Drop and give me $20
Did you hear the one about Florida state Rep. Bob Allen, (R-of course), who was caught trying to offer an undercover cop a blowjob for $20 in a public restroom? His explanation? He was intimidated because there were a lot of large black men around the area and he “was about to become a statistic.”
Uh-huh.
My post title comes courtesy of Jon Stewart and The Daily Show, whose writers are a damn sight cleverer than I will ever be. Stewart also had one of the best lines of the night when he imagined Allen saying to the intimidating black undercover cop, “Hey, you wouldn’t hit a guy with a cock in his mouth, would you?”
I guess to right-wingers, being thought of as a racist is much better than being thought of as gay. How sad is that?
Fair comparison?
Is Bill O’Reilly the Father Coughlin of our times?
“Freaky Friday” would have been appropriate too
from the New York Times:
Lohan Is Said to Be Back in Rehab
Lindsay Lohan has entered a rehabilitation center for the third time this year, the CBS television show “The Insider” reported yesterday. Citing sources within Cirque Lodge, a drug and alcohol treatment institution in Sundance, Utah, the “Insider” report said Ms. Lohan, 21, had checked in during the weekend for an intensive program expected to last at least 30 days at a reported minimum price of $30,000. Ms. Lohan, whose films include “Herbie Fully Loaded,” was treated at the Wonderland Center in Los Angeles in January and, after a Memorial Day weekend that led to her arrest on suspicion of driving under the influence, she was treated at the Promises rehabilitation facility in Malibu, Calif. Eleven days after her release on July 13, she was arrested on charges of drunken driving and cocaine possession. She faces a court hearing on Aug. 24.
from my friend Paul who forwarded the story to me:
Interesting what movie credit they chose to reference…
My horoscope for today
Today is like a breath of fresh air, yet you still may be tempted to pull back into your shell to protect yourself. Withheld hurt feelings can turn into resentment, which is even harder to resolve. Pay attention to what you don’t say and try to find ways to say it, for your health depends on your willingness to bring your emotions out into the open.