Now I’ve heard everything

I have a bet with my friend Paul. A couple of months ago, I bet him $50 that Rudy Giuliani would be the GOP nominee for President. Rudy’s campaign seems to be faltering at the moment, but you never know. I figured it was one of those bets I won either way; if Rudy wasn’t the nominee, $50 is a small price to pay, you know?

Now, to add insult to the injury that “Mr. 9/11″ has already inflicted on the nation, Rudy has floated the idea of having none other than Dick “I shot an old man in the face” Cheney as his VP should he be the nominee. I am not making this up.

I am hoping and praying that in a few weeks, Paul will have his $50 – and my best wishes.