mighty forces

Drop and give me $20

Did you hear the one about Florida state Rep. Bob Allen, (R-of course), who was caught trying to offer an undercover cop a blowjob for $20 in a public restroom? His explanation? He was intimidated because there were a lot of large black men around the area and he “was about to become a statistic.”

Uh-huh.

My post title comes courtesy of Jon Stewart and The Daily Show, whose writers are a damn sight cleverer than I will ever be. Stewart also had one of the best lines of the night when he imagined Allen saying to the intimidating black undercover cop, “Hey, you wouldn’t hit a guy with a cock in his mouth, would you?”

I guess to right-wingers, being thought of as a racist is much better than being thought of as gay. How sad is that?

Evil or just stupid?

“Leftist Liberal moonbats can promote ass sex all they like, but one thing they can’t do, is prevent nature from developing ways to correct abominations that defy her intended design, and her ability to eventually correct abominations, one way or another. If aids didn’t do the job and correct behavior, butt rot, dick cancer or some other poop chute violator’s disease will eventually be successful.”

-Freeper crapweasel, in a thread about ex-gays and “Big Sodomy”

As Grandpa Simpson would say, “A little from column A, a little from column B.”

Did you hear that 20 percent of Americans believe the sun revolves around the earth? And that 40 percent of Americans believe Saddam planned 9/11? The race between stupid and evil goes on.