mighty forces

I am not making this up

My old “friend” Dean Esmay, who takes iconoclasm to new, absurd heights every day, has come up with a mind-bending whopper: he has his own theory why the sky is blue, and isn’t at all convinced by the elitist accepted orthodoxy that we’ve all been handed by the “science” community. Well, good for him.

Did I ever tell you how the earth is resting on the back of a giant turtle? Disprove that, Stephen Hawking!

UPDATE: Make sure to check the comments on Dean’s post, where people trying to drag him back into science just make him dig in even further. Oxygen is BLUE, damnit! And he doesn’t care what egghead says otherwise. In other news, a prism is actually rainbow-colored.

This is why so many people don’t believe in evolution. And while it’s funny, in a way, it’s also really sad.

Pick a side

Q: How did life begin on Earth?

SCIENTISTS: We don’t know. But we’re looking into it.

CREATIONISTS: God did it.

Pick a side, people. It’s not difficult.

Fun fact: The Scopes Trial was more than 80 years ago.

I hope Yoko Ono kicks Ben Stein’s ass

Apparently Ben Stein’s brain-dead “documentary” Expelled used John Lennon’s “Imagine” without permission (and, I’ve read, played it over footage of Nazi death camps, because they are trying to link evolution with Hitler and the Holocaust). I’m hoping this has repercussions for Ben. The whole thing is anti-science and reprehensible, but the Nazi stuff is just evil.

But hey, the people who don’t hate us just think we’re stupid – this movie is a great example. Here’s to giving the rest of the world a little less proof in the future.